Paul

[Adele7]

I think John and David are probably my top

[The_Lynx]

How do you book your appointments or list them on your phone without knowing a name?

I just keep all the messages (email and SMS), and as such can bring back the entire communication history as it suits me to double-check for stuff, if I want to refresh my memory in regards to a client. Don't really add anyone in the phone as a contact except for the folks I'd rather not see again (or refused to see initially), and these get logged as whatever offense they've committed. As for booking appointments, I'm outcall-only and as such the time of the day and the location jogs my memory a lot better than a made-up name would, honestly.

[Wailing Banshee]

John.

The most common time waster name is Twat. Wait, that's just the name saved on my phone!

Yes this!

I have a few called Annoying! used for when they are safe, clean, reliable etc but just annoying. For days when I really need a booking!

|But like everyone else John, Paul, Steve, Richard, Mark are most common, but then I think that's because they are simply ageless popular mens names!

[JustAnotherHooker]

Yes this!

I have a few called Annoying! used for when they are safe, clean, reliable etc but just annoying. For days when I really need a booking!

|But like everyone else John, Paul, Steve, Richard, Mark are most common, but then I think that's because they are simply ageless popular mens names!

I think John is a horrible name & its an old name, nobody below the age of 35 should be called John IMHO xx

[OFFS]

I am now in possession of my late stepdads Samsung Galaxy 7 which he some how linked to white pages so it does chuckle me when they state in their text...from Jack when 7 times out of ten providing they have been linked to whitepages, I can see their full name and sometimes even the company they are employed by.

Jack and Steve seem to be the most popular names they call themselves by though.

[Aqua Allegoria]

And this is why, I hope I'm not shocking anyone, I really don't care what their name is.
When they call me I do care for them calling me by my name. If they want to introduce themselves as John/Paul/David, that's fine. If they trust me with their real name (I occasionally googled) or if it's an Outcall (I need their name) that's fine too.
I don't save them by their name and there's no point having 25 Johns on my phone. Plus I do find it extremely annoying checking last minute if I'm seeing James or John. I'm not going to marry the guy after all.

[fion]

I had 3 pauls yesterday . Other popular names john, steve and chris

[LuluLoves]

I think I've slept with 100 Marks now  I just flicked through my phone to have a look and I've even got a 'Mark that forgot his name was Mark', from a punter who was Mark on the phone and Dave in the booking!

[Aqua Allegoria]

John Smith is my fave

[losthope]

Adam (asian)   Chris and Steve (British)

[curvywench]

Funnily enough a lot of the people I see do tell me their real name, I do be in fits laughing at the poor farmers, they are only short of telling me their address, and a few have, in error lol. I drive by 1 regulars place and grin, he doesn't know I know that is exactly his house, but I know from what he does for a living that is his place, plus his van is parked there haha.

However I would never let him know I know all that, not my business after all.

John and Eamon and Mark seem to be their favourite names around here - had a text a few weeks ago from a fella calling himself Trevor, then when he called to see me he said his name was Eamon, his VM confirmed that his name was actually Eamon 

Too funny

[Aqua Allegoria]

I can't stand Andy. Andy is my worst nightmare. Andy is my worst time waster.
Andy is always that one name they use to text me. It's those long overpolite elaborate texts, mostly inquiring about overnights (which I don't do!), always informing me it's their "first time with an escort" and inevitably ending with a face picture request. They make me cringe.
Even worse, sometimes Andy likes to call me and asks me "what it means to be an escort" and try to explain to me how he is very nervous about "doing this". Andy makes me cringe.

I have this image of a toothless bald guy sitting on an old sofa wearing tracksuits petting his old smelly dog. That's Andy. I can't do Andy.

[Guiltypleasure]

I have found that Adam is the most time waster name.

My most common booking name is Ash.

Me too and I've not had a 'James ' turn up either ! Think they try and think of a plausible name to cover the bullshite  ! John Dave etc are always shows lmao

[MelissaS]

Dave!!! They're all called bloody Dave! I also get quite a few John's. Sometimes a few Andy's thrown in the mix too.

The most imaginative alias was Bruce, and I know his name wasn't Bruce cause the silly bugger sent me an email from his work email and it had his full name and the rest in his signature.  I just pretended I'd seen nothing. I did consider giving him a heads up but I decided against it.

[Justine]

I have to have a name to call them by and to put into my phone records. It would seem odd if I didn't have even a fake name.

I get a lot of Kevins and Kens. Kens are usually older, names go by generations as we know.

I have had nothing but bother with Adams and Jakes as far as time wasters go.  I think they pick a supposed trendy name and then go out to play on their phones.