If you could trade places

[meetingdiversity]

LOL!

You may be right. It is said that you can give an idiot knowledge but you can't make him think.

True the most they think about is getting thier cock sucked though. I have given up wasting my breath on them.

That is why they don't respect others selfish clients. I can see better now.

Oh yeah what a laugh the guy phoned me a month later about his ring. I told him I threw it away as am moving and he can't ass me around I said Ass not asked spelling them both out making a point.

What he expected me to keep it on a whim hopping he contacted me. So I gave him a lesson. I told him a month later you phone and if it was any thing to you you should have contacted me. He repeated so I threw the ring away again I said yes I am not assing about I have a life.

So told him about when I give this apartment up in a months time after my 28 days notice expires. I might as well reap the free rent free benefits I didn't tell him this bit though. He said thanks for letting him know he will be in touch for a booking. I said yeah ?100 plus the booking fee on top of if he wants to book me with the money up front.

I cannot be fucked around with piss takers any more I didn't tell him this bit But said I accepted his apology.

[Lady_Lust_XXX]

Sounds like one of my worse nightmares. No thank you.

[Wailing Banshee]

I'd love to have a penis for a day or two! Just to see what it was like, experience sex and a male orgasm and maybe sort of understand how some men are so driven by their willy!

[meetingdiversity]

It feels odd when I wear a strap on this is enough of being a man for me. Really if a woman could trade places with a client other woman would bitch about you. Then you would think shit what have I done.   Just take a look from another prespective at this forum is all you need to do.

All you would find out is why men are selfish and treat escorts like shit with no solution other than moving on from escorting.

[VoluptuousCurves]

If I could gender swap the first thing I'd do would be to take a piss standing up 

[Guiltypleasure]

Dear Lord you never saw the size of my case:)

That's why I said my handle broke on my way to London ?? Weighed an absolute ton ! Have to get it back too , might try amazon ?

[SheilaStar]

If I could gender swap the first thing I'd do would be to take a piss standing up 

Hahaha!  +++1

I would grow into a hairy beast and not give a tiny rat's arse about shaving legs and wearing makeup. Discover how scratching one's own balls feels like. Give the shlong a name. Then go to the pub.

[amy]

If I could trade places with a punter, I think I'd go to a walk up just to see what it was like (and because I'm tight and they're cheap ). I'd also get very irritated with Adultwork in a very short time.

To anybody who thinks the above is a barely concealed attempt to drag the thread back on topic, you're half right, but I was going to answer anyway .

[Aqua Allegoria]

If I could trade places with a punter, I think I'd go to a walk up just to see what it was like (and because I'm tight and they're cheap ). I'd also get very irritated with Adultwork in a very short time.

To anybody who thinks the above is a barely concealed attempt to drag the thread back on topic, you're half right, but I was going to answer anyway .

I'm just thinking, technically being "out of topic" makes me a "time waster"... The OP must hate me 

[Licketysplitz]

Every now and then I fantasise about going incognito and booking into a nice hotel just for leisure. Then I would book a really handsome male escort and have a very naughty time, having them satisfy my every desire.
However I know in reality this would never happen, as I couldn't be arsed for one or want to waste the money!

[jasmineflower]

I juss wanna say one thing, and that is "meeting diversity" is real, she's speaking as it really is definitely from me and my mates who work as escorts, you might be different if you work from home, you have few clients 3/4 per week you get paid good bucks you dont' see strangers, you don't work for a pimp but reality is for most girls the clients are missing something, they are paying for sex and they are not that respectful

I can't speak for every escort in teh UK but from what I know after 8 months most punters are disrespectful and yeah I'd not want 70% of them as a personal friend

[Guiltypleasure]

Every now and then I fantasise about going incognito and booking into a nice hotel just for leisure. Then I would book a really handsome male escort and have a very naughty time, having them satisfy my every desire.
However I know in reality this would never happen, as I couldn't be arsed for one or want to waste the money!

it might lol,in a previous life I tried to get a male escort and couldn't find , well not one that I wanted, plus I only wanted to go to dinner and possibly all no strings etc (so I could call the shots in a nice simplistic way) no strings !

[meetingdiversity]

If I could trade places I would only for a few hours announcing to all the guys who use escorts to treat them with respect.

[sultress000]

I'd love to have a penis for a day or two! Just to see what it was like, experience sex and a male orgasm and maybe sort of understand how some men are so driven by their willy!

Yes,me too!! Absolutely!