Lost all my patience with stupid texts

[Mirror]

And then someone phoned, booked, deposit sent & received.

Makes up for the remainder.

Unfortunately I so rarely received a 'can I book for 1 hour at 2pm tomorrow' text, and even then that could turn into someone who thought I was at the other end of the country, hadn't read my rates, back and forth, that I just refused to take any more text bookings from newbies.

Regulars if they can put everything into a text, yes I am more than happy, and in fact that's usually easier for me. Most regulars book that way, but someone new (and some who can't be that straightforward) need to email or phone call.

[Emma_C]

I just read something about a new app in Scotland "uber for escorts" 

[ScarlettP]

Anything along the lines of...
'Hey', 'hi sexy', 'how are you', 'do you like big cocks', 'your gorgeous'
I delete the text straight away and forgot about it.

Annoys me when they call and talk really really slow and slur their words.. 'Hiiiii I was just wonderingggg' or try to make conversation like 'hey, oh you sound tired, how's you day been?' I quickly interrupt 'can I help you?' or 'was you wanting to make a booking?' If they call and they just sound really rude or dosile I'll pretend I can't hear them and the signal has gone then put the phone  down lol 

[ladyofthemansion]

Anything along the lines of...
Hey, hi sexy, how are you, do you like big cocks, your gorgeous
I delete the text straight away and forgot about it.

Annoys me when they call and talk really really slow and slur their words.. hiiiiii I was just wonderingggg or try to make conversation like 'hey, oh you sound tired, how's you day been?' I quickly interrupt 'can I help you?' or 'was you wanting to make a booking?' If they call and they just sound really rude or dosile I'll pretend I can't hear them and the signal has gone then put the phone  down lol

I hate it when they start off with the "How are you" It's so annoying. I just want them to get straight to the point. X

[sweetmilf]

There are a lot of annoying men (to me anyway).

You can immediately "sense" how he is like by looking at his infantile message(s).  Please go to the parlour, or someone else, who can take your dribble..you failed to impress me...  Should I be more tolerant of these men?    If I was, I wouldn't have lasted a month. There are needy men, too, who just think we can help fill their time without any bookings.  Not interested.

Too harsh?  Bookings are what we deliver, not "chatting" socially because they are lonely.  I stopped dealing with men, who clearly do not follow the booking system whatever it is.  Some of these men really seem to think we are a public hole they could just "stick it in" without respecting us (not behaving like a mature adult).  There are nice guys, who will get the booking. 

[ScarlettP]

I'm sure I've had some call whilst having a wank    trying to make a booking lol... after 'where are you staying?', 'what time are you working until?' and 'how tall are you?', straight away TW. 'You know where I am, what time I finish, have a think and let me know what time you want to book!' 

[Rosesugar]

Had texts all damn morning I just deleted them  I have written  in my profile calls not texts but guys can only view images of women they can't all read words !! 

[KittenCandy]

There are a lot of annoying men (to me anyway).

You can immediately "sense" how he is like by looking at his infantile message(s).  Please go to the parlour, or someone else, who can take your dribble..you failed to impress me...  Should I be more tolerant of these men?    If I was, I wouldn't have lasted a month. There are needy men, too, who just think we can help fill their time without any bookings.  Not interested.

Too harsh?  Bookings are what we deliver, not "chatting" socially because they are lonely.  I stopped dealing with men, who clearly do not follow the booking system whatever it is.  Some of these men really seem to think we are a public hole they could just "stick it in" without respecting us (not behaving like a mature adult).  There are nice guys, who will get the booking.

Agreed. A lot of them are annoying. Feel like I'm working in a Preschool.

[Ellie B]

If I receive a stupid text which deserves ignoring and then a follow up which just has    ?

I have been known to respond with just a full stop. I like to confuse the confused.

I love that!
I couldn't even bother to reply to pointless tw texts.
Saw this guy once, 5 years ago. Has made 4 bookings since and subsequently cancelled said 4 bookings.
Received a text on Sunday saying that he wanted to meet Tuesday. I ignored it of course. Then had a text from this tw at 6am this morning which was just blank. Did he want me to reply to his blank text message?
If they want to waste my time surely they could make at least some effort to construct a word or even a sentence!
Fortunately, my phone is switched off at that time in the morning.
How many times do we/I have to ignore them for them to get the message that I don't want to meet again?
Last but one time he wanted to book a couple of months ago, I received a very long text explaining that him cancelling the last 4 bookings were all genuine reasons for cancelling - really.
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