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washingline

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Things clients do that please.
« on: 23 July 2017, 09:40:44 pm »
There's a thread here " Things Clients Do To Annoy". Thought I would start one "Things Clients Do That Please" I'll mention a few :
Arrive on time. Leave on time. Arrive clean. Pay straight away. Please add yours. PS This is my first "new topic".

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #1 on: 24 July 2017, 10:24:30 am »
Agree with your suggestions, but also clients that send a sweet thank you email/text. But just one, not as a way to engage you in conversation forever more.

More importantly, telling you what they want, nothing more annoyingly than those who when asked what they are looking for just shrug and say 'oh anything'

Clients that look like they are enjoying it. Blank faces, no noise or movement is really off putting and disheartening

Clients that tell you IN ADVANCE they have trouble with getting hard or coming. So frustrating doing every trick in the book to sort them out only to be told after that they 'can't come' due to medical issue or something.

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« Reply #2 on: 24 July 2017, 10:42:14 am »
Agree with your suggestions, but also clients that send a sweet thank you email/text. But just one, not as a way to engage you in conversation forever more.

More importantly, telling you what they want, nothing more annoyingly than those who when asked what they are looking for just shrug and say 'oh anything'

Clients that look like they are enjoying it. Blank faces, no noise or movement is really off putting and disheartening

Clients that tell you IN ADVANCE they have trouble with getting hard or coming. So frustrating doing every trick in the book to sort them out only to be told after that they 'can't come' due to medical issue or something.
Your answer makes me smile. I have had a mature client who sent me a "thank you for a nice time" text, who has now become a regular. Also the bit about " blank face, no noise / movement". Had a client who when he came, he bucked and let  out a strange noise, that I thought he was having a heart attack. But it was his normal way of coming. Scared me a bit at the time though. Looking back , very funny now though.

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #3 on: 24 July 2017, 03:04:45 pm »
There's a thread here " Things Clients Do To Annoy". Thought I would start one "Things Clients Do That Please" I'll mention a few :
Arrive on time. Leave on time. Arrive clean. Pay straight away. Please add yours. PS This is my first "new topic".

This is just perfect, along with make a straight no fuss booking in a couple of messages, or phone call.

Whenever a newbie to me does this I'm always amazed, and over the moon.

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #4 on: 24 July 2017, 03:15:06 pm »
When they read your profile fully and quote things in it! This really impresses me, I know it's silly but so many don't bother reading your profile even when it's short and sweet. I had a client who read everything on my profile, even my interview and blogs and bought ros? wine to the booking as he knew it was my favourite. Nice touch!

When they send a simply, polite and straight to the point email which makes life easier for both of us. I also like it when they send a "had a nice time" text, makes me know I did my job properly!

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« Reply #5 on: 24 July 2017, 04:11:46 pm »
Clean polite clients who let you know about any medical issues before the meet.

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« Reply #6 on: 24 July 2017, 04:38:38 pm »
Clients to arrive freshly showered, pay, fuck then fuck off. :)

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« Reply #7 on: 24 July 2017, 05:04:32 pm »
 
Clients to arrive freshly showered, pay, fuck then fuck off. :)
   ;D    lol

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #8 on: 24 July 2017, 05:15:09 pm »
Most of the above and this is a little naughty but I do like clients who don't have the correct money (they need a tenner change) and I tell them I will bring it along with the drinks, then they say oh no just keep it.

Well I was only being honest!  ::)

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« Reply #9 on: 24 July 2017, 05:59:00 pm »
Most of the above and this is a little naughty but I do like clients who don't have the correct money (they need a tenner change) and I tell them I will bring it along with the drinks, then they say oh no just keep it.

Well I was only being honest!  ::)
Nice   ;D  Maybe we should have a tips box,  like they do in cafe's and restaurants  ;D But at the side of the bed  ;D
PS I have had the occasional tip, not often enough though, of the odd tenner  :)

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« Reply #10 on: 24 July 2017, 07:27:39 pm »
I always appreciate a thank you text, as long as it doesn't devolve into "So do you fancy a drink when you're finished tomorrow?" - had a that a few times! But most are just genuinely saying thanks, which is lovely.

When a client shows he appreciates that you're running a business, e.g. if he's running late he'll say "Is it okay still to have an hour at quarter past or do you have another booking?"

Clients who elicit consent for everything are always appreciated - e.g. during OWO if they say "Is it okay if I hold your hair?" rather than just trying to grab on and face fuck. Or "Can I slap your arse?" during doggy.

Definitely agree with clients who have medical problems telling you up front. Makes the booking so much better and I find these very rewarding.

When a client has the right money ready it's always a bonus, although it annoys me if it's in an envelope. I still have to get it out and count it.

A tip is of course always lovely. I have found quite often that if a client gives me more than my fee, if I say "Oh, there's 140 here but I'm only charging 120 today, here's 20 back" they will often tell me to keep it. Likewise if I'm charging an odd tenner, I'll say "Oh I have a tenner somewhere, just a sec" and they'll often say "Oh keep the change." I sometimes get the impression that if I didn't offer, they would insist on the change, and I can totally understand that viewpoint. If I rocked up at my hairdressers and gave them ?80 for a ?70 cut and colour and they just didn't offer me change I'd be really fucked off.

This is a really great thread. It's always good to remind ourselves that there are lovely customers out there when it feels like you've been beset by arseholes!
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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #11 on: 24 July 2017, 07:44:08 pm »
Clients that book easily and arrive easily and leave easily.

They follow booking instructions on your page,
Don't ask questions already answered on your profile,
Turn up smelling nice with Fresh breath fresh out the showe shaven pubes and arse crack,
Clean clothes,
Smile but not in a creepy way,
Make conversation and are happy to give oral sex,
Leave feedback after and when they want to come again they request when I would be able to see them rather than the guys that you have seen once and instantly deem it acceptable after that to ask if they can come now'
They maintain the attitude and cleanliness and friendliness they did the first booking




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« Reply #12 on: 24 July 2017, 07:49:56 pm »
I thought clients pleased me at the beginning. I get regulars easy so guess what. :)

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #13 on: 24 July 2017, 09:32:59 pm »
In my opinion it is time you stopped being so abusive and bitter with these comments.  I get you hate your clients so no need to keep repeating it.

+1 - this is meant to be a positive thread!

Like others, I appreciate clients that don't mess you around, turn up clean and on time, treat you with respect, and don't outstay their welcome. It's always nice if you get a little appreciative message afterwards, too.
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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #14 on: 24 July 2017, 09:48:32 pm »
I also quite like and appreciate those clients who, when dressing, do not stop and chat between each sock and shirt button. I can not be the only one who experiences the men who are the slowest dressers in the world and are oblivious to how much over their time they are going by not just putting on their clothes in one go!  ;D

Never has the "women can multitask" saying been more true.

Men who are happy with a peck on the cheek as they are bade goodbye and don't take that as an opportunity for another grope and snog behind the front door, get my vote too.