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BlaqHarlot

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Re: Things clients do that please.
« Reply #15 on: 24 July 2017, 10:19:02 pm »
I also love clients who count the money! I find it SO awkward to count in front of them, when they do it themselves I'm like "thank youuuuu" inside lol!

Positive clients who are easy to hold a conversation without awkward silences, the ones you just naturally get on with and can be "yourself".

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« Reply #16 on: 24 July 2017, 10:37:33 pm »
One thing I found really lovely this week was a client who gave me a recommendation for a book he'd recently read, and then asked the name of an author I'd quoted. I will definitely be using my some of my (ridiculously large) amazon credit on the book he mentioned.
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« Reply #17 on: 24 July 2017, 11:03:25 pm »
I had a client reccomend Sebastian horsley to me. If you don't know who he is you should. And if you need a laugh a minuite or just fancy having a cheeky snigger to yourself type his name into YouTube. You will not be dissapointed haha
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« Reply #18 on: 25 July 2017, 01:45:08 am »
Client offered to take me to kfc as my belly growled during sex and my dinner was due. To add cherry on the cake he even paid for my meal and dropped me back (we ended up sitting inside and eating together). I did not think to charge for my time was one of them guys who you click with and I was starving hate rushing my kfc.  That was a nice end to evening booking.

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« Reply #19 on: 25 July 2017, 01:46:56 am »
Forgot to add. I can afford my own meal and was to get in a cab that would of cost me 10 pound there and 10 pound back being on a motorway.  :)

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« Reply #20 on: 25 July 2017, 09:55:11 am »
When they read your profile fully and quote things in it!

I don't like them quoting bits of my profile/blog/ads to me because I think it makes them look a bit creepy and strange, especially if it's a blog from months ago that I've completely forgotten about. I already know what my ads say and it's as if they're making a performance of it because they want a big pat on the back for doing something I expect them to do anyway and which most manage fine without banging on about it. The punters who think they're better than other punters are inevitably the worst of the lot  ::).

As others have said, turning up clean and on time (meaning ON TIME, not ten minutes early) paying straight away without a fuss and leaving without messing about are all on my list, along with being pleasant and friendly. I'm not really bothered about anything else :).

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« Reply #21 on: 25 July 2017, 02:56:33 pm »
Clean clients please me. Or when we can have a laugh and bit of banter. Boundary respecting is another, and reading profile properly on AW. And minty breath  :)
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« Reply #22 on: 25 July 2017, 03:42:40 pm »
when they massage your feet, very rare but I always appreciate that.

katrina

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« Reply #23 on: 25 July 2017, 03:52:27 pm »
Or when we can have a laugh and bit of banter.

Yeah I love it when they're funny and you can have a laugh with them :-))) A famous quote I like: "If you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything" Well in the case of clients almost anything lol

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« Reply #24 on: 25 July 2017, 06:36:25 pm »
When I used to work in Milton Keynes I used to see this really sweet young Indian guy who mentioned one time that he was a chef at a restaurant and I jokingly mentioned that he should bring some food one time. After that he would bring me a chicken biryani every time he came  ;D He didn't speak much English but actually listened to what I said with regards to his technique - the first time he went down on me he was terrible at it but I told him what to do and then he was amazing at it.
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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #25 on: 26 July 2017, 05:24:22 pm »
I like the respectful ones.

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« Reply #26 on: 27 July 2017, 09:05:04 am »
When they bring you a lovely bunch of flowers.

When they are great at giving massage - rare - but a true gem when discovered!

A new client is visiting regularly for 90 mins and does both of the above.  My luck is in at the moment ha ha.

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« Reply #27 on: 27 July 2017, 08:15:52 pm »
When they are great at giving massage - rare - but a true gem when discovered!

OMG Yes! I have one client who was great at this but sadly since I relocated I haven't seen him.

Today's contribution: when a new client arrives, hands over the cash and then asks to go in the shower. Well done you for knowing and pre-empting the usual routine!
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« Reply #28 on: 28 July 2017, 11:36:18 am »
Make a smooth booking.

sweetmilf

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« Reply #29 on: 28 July 2017, 04:18:06 pm »
Being mature.

Don't ask personal (and stupid) questions, whilst running over time.
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