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Adele7

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Funniest phone call question to date
« on: 18 November 2017, 07:25:29 pm »
Think this phone call I just had beats my record;

Client - Whats the difference between 30mins and 1hr?
Me - 30mins
Client - (repeats)
Me - (repeats) Hangs up

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #1 on: 18 November 2017, 08:28:22 pm »
 ;D
Strange man, what answer he expected. Free phone sex of course.

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #2 on: 18 November 2017, 10:01:13 pm »
My favourite recent one was

'Is your pubic hair really natural?'
'Yes it is, just like it says on my site.'
'So it's thick and dark like the hair on your head?'
'No, it's not.'
'But you said it was natural?'
'It is. I never said the hair on my head was.'


Saved in my phone as Stupid Pube Man :D

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #3 on: 18 November 2017, 10:11:19 pm »
- Hi, can I marry you?
- me- excuse me?
- My orthodox religion only allows me to have sex with my wife so I'm thinking if it's ok for you to get married before our booking then right after we can get a divorce that way I can have sex. I've done it a few times and girls never complained, it's no hassle

 ??? ??? ???

(me thinks someone is trying to get a British passport)
« Last Edit: 18 November 2017, 10:15:16 pm by Ana30 »
Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon.

Justine

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #4 on: 18 November 2017, 11:28:58 pm »
A much younger man I used to see quite a lot but had a huge gap of 3 years then rang  me and asked what my face looked like now after 3 years? I told him it could possibly look 3 years older but probably not much different. He had seen very up to date photos which show I have not put weight on but not face pics yet he had booked me dozens of times so maybe he thought I had grown a bloated and ugly head in 3 years.  I have not.  I have also not agreed to seeing him again, the cheeky !!**!


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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #5 on: 18 November 2017, 11:30:20 pm »
One that springs to mind was a bloke asking me if I provide party favours,what like jelly and ice cream and streamers I replied? ;D

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #6 on: 18 November 2017, 11:32:38 pm »
Another one was a bloke asking me if I had considered growing my pubic hair (I am shaved).I said no so he asked if he paid me extra when he came to see me could I grow it so it was sticking out the sides of my knickers in a week or so?Apparently it was a real deal breaker for him..I'd be worried if I suddenly woke up in a weeks time with the Amazon jungle in between my thighs! :o

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Re: Funniest phone call question to date
« Reply #7 on: 19 November 2017, 12:22:00 am »
SImilar to biblio the short time I had my phone number up I had a guy who wanted me to grow out my pubes for a same day booking  ::) could hear a slight slapping sound in the background, obviously the blood had rushed to his other head