Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts

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Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« on: May 14, 2012, 10:18:19 AM »
Hi there,

We are recruiting for new girls for our agency in milton keynes. We are an outcall/visiting agency, you will earn £90 an hour this is yours to keep our agency fee of 30% is taken already.

We are a friendly agency and very welcoming, we will interview all new escorts wanting to join us to make sure we're happy with you and we also want you to be happy we are a good professional agency ourselves. We will get professional photos done for your profile to give you the best oppurtunity of getting lot's of clients and making money which obviously is good for both parties.

Your safety is paramount to us so we carry out all checks where possible on clients.

We have over 800 visits a week to our website from clients looking for escorts, we are in the top 3 on google for various searche terms so have a huge demand for escorts for our agency to satisfy the large client base.

If you would like to join our team then please send us an email to stunningmiltonkeynesescorts@gmail.com please give a contact number so we can call you to arrange a meeting about joining our team.

We look forward to hearing from you

Kind regards

Caroline   :)

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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 06:28:01 PM »
if your fee is 30% then surely the girls would actually get £94 as you charge £130 an hour.  Also how is the fee already taken out when your site states the client pays the girl directly?  perhaps I am just being a bit dumb today but I cannot see how that would work?  Or does the client have to pay you via credit card your fee and then pay the girl her fee on arrival.  if so I doubt that will work as most guys will not be keen to hand over their credit card details.

Can I also suggest that before you sorted out your google rankings you has a look at your home page and corrcted the very basic spelling mistakes that jump out on the first line or two.

Also stating on your join us page that the girls will be earning superb earnings (your words) and then saying they get £90 an hour for an outcall is just silly.  That rate is very low for an outcall

Also your disclaimer that money is in exchange for time only is utter bollocks and a waste of time as this is not the USA.
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 07:00:58 PM »
no thanks..heard the we are friendly rubbish before

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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 07:50:32 PM »
Hi there,

Thanks for the input ladies spelling corrected google notified! Silly me your right it's £94 I stand corrected every penny counts and I'm not friendly because you obviously know me, remind me where did we meet?

Ladies get paid in cash and pay agency fee into bank account every week or can be collected by employee.

As for the £94 times that by 3 every day it's pretty decent, for an outcall some agencies take 50% for a simular price sure it could be more but getting to top of google isn't free marketing isn't free either I have to make a bit of money somewhere.

Look some agencies are scum and treat the ladies shit I don't, not all agencies should be viewed the same a lot of people on hear are really agressive obviously been upset by some agencies well that won't happen at mine I assure you. We are only a visting agency so we don't even need or have a premicies we call the girls with the clients details and it's upto them to go ahead or not.

Come and meet me to find out I can't say fairer than that.

Have a nice day

Caroline  :-*

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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 08:16:48 PM »
Hi there,

Thanks for the input ladies spelling corrected google notified! Silly me your right it's £94 I stand corrected every penny counts and I'm not friendly because you obviously know me, remind me where did we meet?

Less of this, poppet, or you're gone :-*

So you take almost a third of earnings for basically answering one phone call and making another? Nice. At least a decent, well run premises (a bit like the one whose name you seem to have borrowed for your nickname here) offers some protection and security for the women working there and it's no more illegal than procuring prostitutes for third parties, after all.

Incidentally, did you check with Ana Beatriz Barros and Britt Cook whether they wanted to be featured on the front page of a site where prostitutes are advertised? Or failing that, how about the people who own the copyright to these images?
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 09:37:30 PM »
Utterly appalling spelling and grammar on your site does not really say high-class to me... Also, if you are so "well established well respecteted" [sic] why are there no escort details on your site, only a message reading "New Agency Escorts Coming Soon" [sic]?
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 09:51:35 PM »
The bit that would have me running the other way is leaving escorts out of pocket and whats owed..
before even starting!!
Then saying in a patronising way "every penny counts"
YES it does count when we are the ones doing the hard work!!
3 people a day may seem worth it and easy to you..your not the one on alert 24-7 and physically going meeting these men..
sorry but this ad bugged me..thank god im now indie..

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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 01:40:19 PM »
Ha - That's fantastic ladies ...talk about being ripped apart! Also spelling on posts from agency also raised a smile!  ;D
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 01:08:45 PM »
I think the worst part of all though is using someone elses company name that is well known and just sticking stunning on the front.  Why not pick a name exclusive to just you if your company is so good.
Also bloody hell 30% of the fees and you have no incall property, I take it then a driver is included in this cost? 

How will you screen the clients as you state you will make thorough checks where possible.  How will you do this???  You cant so to state this is to lull girls new to the industry into a false sense of being safe.  You are out to make money off the back of girls so please do not tell us you will do stringent safety checks.

What would be nice is if an agency actually did give a shit about their girls but it is all down to money otherwise you would just charge a nominal amount for advertising and calls and would not take 30% of each booking just for that. Most brothels only charge that and that is for the room, bedding and towels and condoms and soaps etc as well as having the security of others being there

As for every penny counts bloody right it does when it is the escort who will be shagging these men who they have not even had the chance to speak to to make you money. 
Now lets get started on the high class bit as well.  Really? how do you know considering you do not have any girls yet?  They coud all be as common as muck for all you know so you are making a promise you cannot deliver on to the clients.

You may not like what is said on here but we can state the truth as we obviously have a lot more experience in this line of work than you do.
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2012, 01:04:55 AM »
This is the agency which keep textin me and every other bloody indie in the area trying tO get us to work for them.  >:( go awayyyy if you STILL haven't got any girls then obviously no one wants to work at your agency. :/

AND when you rang me you told me your website got 1200 hits in a whole month :/ wow I bet you're up to your eyeballs in work!
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2012, 03:23:36 AM »
AND when you rang me you told me your website got 1200 hits in a whole month
Hey Blondie, you misunderstood them.
A quick google of the contact number shows this:
  • Stunningmiltonkeynesescorts contact: 07748557510
  • learnhow2dj                          contact: 07748557510     
They're clearly talking about playing 'chart topping' music hits at the Friday night disco!
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 07:16:19 PM »
Hi there,

I have just finished my website for independent escorts who want to work in the Milton Keynes area. My website currently gets between 3,500 -4,000 visits per month from clients looking for escorts in Milton Keynes. My website is on the 1st page of google for various keywords the current positions are below:

1)   MK Escorts    (2nd)
2)   Milton Keynes Escorts   (4th)
3)   Escorts Milton Keynes   (6th)
4)   Escorts In Milton Keynes (5th)
5)   Milton Keynes Escort    (3rd)
6)   Escort Milton Keynes    (9th)

I will hopefully be top for most of the keywords soon which should generate 6,000 visits per month which is a huge amount of visitors from one area. If you are interested in signing up please go to [removed] you can submit your profile application and make payment.

I have set the price at £29.99 per month and a feature listing at £39.99 per month. I have done an example listing on the escort page of the website so you can see how yours will look.

I look forward to you hopefully using my website to advertise your services as an independent escort in Milton Keynes. Any questions please feel free to email me or ask them in your replies on here.

Any advice on how to improve my website or the idea as a whole would be appreciated. :o

Thanks for your time

Pete  :)
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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 07:25:06 PM »
You may have changed the MO (and it was never going to work, let's face it), but you still only get one advertising thread. Merged.

Speaking for myself (and I'm nowhere near the place), I think the best thing you can do to get people to advertise with you is not ask silly rates for people to go on an unknown directory when so many good, well used sites are completely free? My site gets more hits than that and I'm in the arse end of beyond (well, Scarborough), and how do you know all these hits are specifically from punters? Please let us in on the secret - I would love to know how to tell which of my website traffic is from them rather than other ladies, curious passers by, journalists and so on.
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Milton Keynes Escort Website for sale
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2012, 12:13:44 PM »
Hi there,

I am selling an escort website www . stunningmiltonkeynesescorts . co . uk for the Milton Keynes area. The website currently receives between 3,500 - 4,000 visitors per month. The website is ranking on the 1st page of Google for various keywords which you can see below with there current rankings:

1)   MK Escorts   (1900)   (2nd)
2)   Milton Keynes Escorts   (6600)   (5th)
3)   Escorts Milton Keynes   (1600)   (6th)
4)   Escorts In Milton Keynes   (1000)   (8th)
5)   Milton Keynes Escort   (1600)   (6th)
6)   Escort Milton Keynes   (590)   (8th)

I started the website with the view to starting up an agency or directory but currently have a lot of other projects as well so am going to let this one go to someone who has the time and dedication to be in the escort business. I have realized by visiting this forum you need to be dedicated and not half hearted so have decided to sell the website instead.

The website would be perfect for someone who wanted to start an agency or have it as their personal website or as a directory advertising there services. I can prove the amount of visitors to the website with my Google analytics which I can send to you by email no problem at all.

The website is a wordpress site so is easy to manage and update and I could show and explain to you no problem at all. Also I know where you can go for website updates for cheap, about £5 for a few updates on a page.

There is a lot of potential to earn good money from this website whatever you use it for because of the good amount of traffic. I would also offer my SEO services to get to the top of Google I offer a very good rates, when the website gets to the top obviously you would get more traffic for your website and increase your revenue.

To contact me about buying the website please email me at stunningmiltonkeynesescorts@gmail.com

Kind regards

Pete

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Re: Milton Keynes Agency Is Recruiting New Escorts
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2012, 06:18:18 PM »
The thread that just keeps on giving...
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